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Joke of the Day

"""Nutella causes cancer"" says one scientist with his mouth covered in chocolate. ""Send your jars to me and I will dispose of them."""

"Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices... Now I get less bang for my buck!"

"I like my Thanksgiving turkey like I like my own ass On the dining room table, with my family gathered round, and with my grandmum's fists in it pulling out the stuffing."

"You know Collin Kapernik? Can't stand that guy........."

"I am quite old, so I wasn't shocked today during a thorough inspection to find that I had a gray pubic hair. The other people on the elevator seemed pretty surprised, though."

"I've stood up for black people plenty of times... Not worth getting shot over a seat on the subway."

"Paddy was rushed to hospital after he became slightly ill at the boxing gym It was only belly ache, but he tried to swallow the medicine ball."

"What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise? Open the door and kick her out."

"Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my tarifa por 2 horas, so pay me maybe."

"What do pirates and pimps both have in common.... ...they both say ""yo ho"" and plunder the bootie! Compliments of my gf :)"