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Joke of the Day
"Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine? You have to use a rope."
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"I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes."
"What do you call a wolf once its found A there wolf"
"The only thing worse than sitting down on a cold toilet seat is sitting down on a warm toilet seat."
"I could never cheat in a relationship... That would require TWO people finding me attractive. I can barely find one."
"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."
"Women and Wine I like my women like my wine, aging in the cellar."
"A man asks the waiter: ""Why do you have your thumb on my steak?"" ""So I don't drop it again, Sir."""
"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""
"""He is survived by his poop and three hineys."" - obituary for the inventor of Mad Libs"