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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wolf once its found A there wolf"
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"I feel like all bears are Bad News Bears. I've never seen a bear and was like ""Oh, he looks like he has good news for us, lets stick around"""
"A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet."
"What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais"
"Why are monkeys such great friends? Because they're prime mates!"
"Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? I don't understand your terms and you keep telling me you have no interest."
"Rude coworker said something very dumb & mean to me. She blamed it on pregnancy brain. I asked her if she was having triplets."
"I like my tautologies like I like my tautologies."
"Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise? He was looking for the Captain's log."
"Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road? To get to the Other side"