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Joke of the Day
"I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes."
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"If someone gave me a dollar for every woman I ever satisfied... I'd owe them 5 bucks"
"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""
"He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wakes with smelly finger . -dad"
"What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son? James Bonding bah dun tss"
"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."
"Sex is like a cookie It's usually good, but most people like it better raw"
"Why did the Dictator ban Soda? Because there couldn't be 2-liters."
"Dry January is going really well. Even if everyone keeps saying that I need to shower."
"Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?"