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Joke of the Day

"I could never cheat in a relationship... That would require TWO people finding me attractive. I can barely find one."

"What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale? Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee."

"The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK."

"Mrs Jones: Now remember children travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty muttering: If you're anything to go by that's not all it broadens!"

"Q: What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses? A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital."

"What do you call an arabian cop? Sher-if"

"At last, I finally got around to watching the new episode of ""Doctor Who"" ... ... it was about time."

"Q: Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? A: He found a leek there."

"A man falls in love with a nun and they run away together... The church says it doesn't mind, as long as he doesn't get into the habit."

"Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc but don't forget to send your bill to the other man."