1951
Joke of the Day
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? Pat him or her on the back and say, ""Their, they're..."""
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"What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice? A GOP Presidential candidate."
"What do you call a bull masturbating? Beef stroganoff"
"Being a dog with no legs - it's no walk in the park"
"You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles."
"Tonight I realized that I gaze at cheese in much the same way that first time mothers gaze at their newborns"
"Why did Victoria lose her job? We don't know, it's Victoria's secret."
"Burnt ma Hawaiian pizza today Shoulda cooked it on aloha temperature"
"I don't want this month to end because the puppy on my calendar is extra cute."
"Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery."