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Joke of the Day

"After the tsunamis in Japan a while back, my Japanese girlfriend dumped me. It's okay though, there were plenty more in the sea."

"Fat Lady vs Old Maid What is the difference? One is trying to diet, the other is dying to try it!"

"Cat with 16 lives There was a cat with 16 lives. It was run over by a 4x4 and it died."

"Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked."

"What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."

"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""

"Rhianna is writing the soundtrack for the new Lilo and Stitch movie It's about how Stitch develops a gambling problem >STITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY"

"Me have great grammar... Me learnt everything I know from Sesame Street!"

"Little known fact: most shepards have NO idea how many sheep are in their flock.... Every time they try to count them....."

"If I was a real superhero I'd be Constipation Man. And stop shit from happening."