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Joke of the Day

"Me have great grammar... Me learnt everything I know from Sesame Street!"

"There are two types of people in life Those that pee in the shower And Liars!"

"What do the Hindenberg, the Titanic and Hillary Clinton have in common? Going down on any of them would be horrifying."

"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once"

"ROOMMATE: Big date later? ME: [combs hair] Yes R: Where? M: [fixes tie] The woods R: Is it with a bear again? M: [dabs honey behind ears] No"

"I thought about getting a pocket calculator... ...but then I realized I don't care how many pockets I have."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now its too offensive to talk about."

"What do you call a sleeping prisoner? Under a-rest."

"If you say ""gullible"" very slow, it sounds like ""butterflies"""

"I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor."