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Joke of the Day

"Rhianna is writing the soundtrack for the new Lilo and Stitch movie It's about how Stitch develops a gambling problem >STITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY"

"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelve hardened criminals escaped."

"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee not older than 12 years"

"I stopped using Hotmail, it's not for me. I'd rather have an average mail with a pleasant sense of humor and a fulfilling career."

"I was in a nightclub grinding on a girl. When someone said, ""What the fuck are you doing with that skateboard?"""

"What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you."

"What is the densest metal on Earth? Donald Trump."

"A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No I'm an undercover agent""."

"The most terrifying sentence in the world. ""I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."" -RR"