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Joke of the Day
"Fat Lady vs Old Maid What is the difference? One is trying to diet, the other is dying to try it!"
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"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."
"What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear? 26"" rims"
"What does a polite Southerner call a golden shower? Cuntrytime Lemonade"
"Russian shit Parent calls up to child: Quit stalling in the bathroom! Child calls back: I'm not Stalin, I'm Putin!"
"Who's the best detective in Mexico? Sherlock-Holmes"
"When somebody I blocked gets RT'd into my timeline it's like they're violating their restraining order."
"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Then how did you get them on?"
"""Well I'll be damned."" said atheist when rapture happened."
"My wife said that our son feels neglected. I didn't even know we had a son."