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Joke of the Day

"U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months"

"what did a crab say to another crab on christmas hey sandy claws"

"Why does Kylo Ren have no friends? Because his whole life he's Ben Solo"

"NSFW: I just realized that I've never been with a black or middle eastern girl... So I added them to my fuckit list."

"Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? There were many knights."

"Should I be suspicious if my wife sends me to pick up something she bought on Craig's List just a week after we updated our life insurance?"

"I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend and re-wire the toaster. She was shocked."

"Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat."

"There's safety in numbers. Unless there's 6,000,000 of you. And you're all Jews."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."