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Joke of the Day

"U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months"

"The last Post-It note in a pack should be a preprinted reminder to pick up more Post-It notes."

"I'm writing a book about futurology. It's coming soon."

"[1st Date] Brain: Be cool, gurl Him: Hi, I'm Ja- Me: Toilet paper should be called crapkins Him: Netflix: So... Just you and me again, eh?"

"A man goes into a bakery and says, ""I'll have 99 rolls."" Says the lady behind the counter: ""Why don't you take 100, then you have one more."" ""But who's gonna eat all those rolls?"""

"I want to make a joke about Mexicans... ... but I don't want to cross the border."

""" I gotta see this guys best tweet, I'll gift him Favstar Pro"". Said no one ever."

"I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers...because I can always count on them."

"What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent."

"I like my women like I like my corn. On the cob, I mean on my junk, I mean I didn't think this joke through"