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Joke of the Day

"[1st Date] Brain: Be cool, gurl Him: Hi, I'm Ja- Me: Toilet paper should be called crapkins Him: Netflix: So... Just you and me again, eh?"

"What did the redneck say after his girlfriend swallowed? You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis."

"A queen bee is hungry. She calls to a worker bee for some food. The response? ""I'm coming, honey!"""

"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."

"What did the ventriloquist say to their friend? Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist."

"Love is like a machine... ...sometimes you just need a good screw to fix it."

"What's Donald Trumps's favorite Christmas carol? White Christmas"

"What do you call a criminal that cant see? A macular degenerate."

"Still waiting for #WTF! Friday where we all list people whose popularity is a mystery to us."

"Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures? Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country"