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Joke of the Day
"The last Post-It note in a pack should be a preprinted reminder to pick up more Post-It notes."
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"How do you make a dead baby float? Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head."
"Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth"
"My dog said I was crazy"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."
"Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language."
"What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her."
"There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!"
"A little boy and his father are walking in a cemetery ...and come across a gravestone that reads ""here lies a lawyer and a good man"" The boy asks his father ""Dad, why did they bury 2 men in 1 grave?"""