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Joke of the Day
"Why are bees the superior species? They have a built in suicide switch."
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"Here's a joke I made when I was a kid: What do you call an empty anthill? VacANT! . . . I'm sorry."
"Optimist vs Pessimist Optimist - The glass is half full Pessimist - The glass is half empty Feminist - The glass is being raped"
"What do you do when you see a penis drawn on the wall? You rub it off."
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
"What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato? A dictator."
"The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis. I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME."
"How long after the first date should I wait before asking to get my bra & panties back?"
"Do you eat to much sodium? Na."
"I like that all the Ikea instructions illustrations always assume I have a friend."