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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine in law enforcement doesn't like The Clash. I guess you could say that sheriff don't like it."

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !"

"I went to a record store today. They advertised that they had hard-to-find records nothing was alphabetized."

"Just recorded the baby crying so I can play it back to him while he tries to sleep later to see how he likes it..."

"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."

"Why'd the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling a little crumby."

"Fruitcake is like marriage. It takes two things that are great on their own and mashes them together into one thing that sucks."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay!"

"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"

"Just LMAO and spent 6 hours in surgery getting it reattached. It's not funny."