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Joke of the Day
"When did razors get so expensive? Three more payments and I'll be able to shave"
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"Sent my husband to work with leftovers from dinner last night. His co-workers are going to be so jealous of his bowl of cereal."
"How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?? One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn....."
"I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine's Day."
"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultra-sound guy. [read next comment]"
"Monica Lewinsky isn't voting for Hillary. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."
"I don't need a drink in my hand to be happy. I'm also happy if the drink is on a table as long as it's still within arm's reach."
"God: *making Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way to make people God: Lol wait till you see how she does it"
"My kids and I are exact opposites. They cry when I walk away, and I cry when they walk towards me."
"What do you call a black man that flies planes? A pilot, you racist."