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Joke of the Day
"Mitt Romney"
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"My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves."
"Ever hear of an Australian kiss Its like a French kiss except its ""down unda"""
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"My iPod started crying after I dropped it. I said ""You'll be okay, stop syncing about it"". We laughed & made jokes about Microsoft together."
"Am I deceitful? Yes. I am not."
"I'd tell you the joke about the pirate But I don't think its arrrrrrpropriate."
"My wife thinks I am a pedophile... but what the hell does she know..shes only 12!!"
"I'm surprised bread is still made after... ... The flour power movement ended"
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job still sucks."