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"Dave drowned So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. It's what he would have wanted. (Gary Delaney)"
"I want to tell a joke here... ...but it's about sex and I don't think most redditors get it"
"What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference? Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P)."
"What does Beyonce bake her cookies on? Aluminatti foil"
"You're Immature My girlfriend said that I'm too immature I said if I'm immature than why have i got an arsfor She said wats an arsefor I said shitting and giggled for 20 mins"
"*sees sister's facebook post that her dog died* how do i tell her i love her & i'll always be there for her *clicks sad face button* perfect"
"A Muslim, a Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it."
"Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse."
"[running amok in flames] WHY ARE INFLAMMABLE THINGS FLAMMABLE!?"