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Joke of the Day

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""What'll you have Senator Cruz?"""

"*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more."

"Why are French guns the best to buy? They've never been fired, and only dropped once."

"What's the best way to get to the mental hospital? Take the psychopath!!"

"How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid."

"Tried a new flavor from my favorite brand of energy drinks. It was the 2nd grossest taste I've ever had in my mouth. (No offense, Andrea.)"

"I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said ""Work hard, Pray hard"".... I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians."

"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my phone so you can shut the hell up about your ""scary"" battle at Normandy, grandpa."

"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? Close the door! I'm dressing!"

"Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago. He told me he was just there so he won't get blind."