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Joke of the Day
"If the waitress doesn't have a visible tattoo the restaurant is usually too expensive for me."
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"Me: How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves? The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence"
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"So, I was working on my truck today.. And the brake cleaner started to get me high I forgot what I was doing. So, I was working on my truck today..."
"I was shocked to see how much vibrators cost these days... My wife must be sitting on a fortune."
"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."
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"Why is the show called SpongeBob when... Patrick is the star. Hurr durr. Tee-hee."
"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-eat-'em-all"