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Joke of the Day
"Gluten Margarine, Reddit! That's Food-German for ""good morning""."
Next Joke
"Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly."
"Every time I use a public bathroom, one thought occurs...""Seriously? This many people have Sharpies on them at all times?"""
"I lived in Chinatown for a while. My Chinese friends always played jokes on me. ..I'm so tired of pee-pee in my Coke! It tastes horrible!"
"So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. FINALLY"
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff... Ba-dumm-tss"
"How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? ""Go fuck yourself!"""
"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball? You look quite put-together this evening."
"Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow How do you keep a turkey in suspense?"
"my hate for filling up ice cube trays outweighs my love for cold beverages."