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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side."
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"Daily 'Facts About CHEESE' Fact About Cheese #3: ""String Cheese. Is not made of string."""
"Can someone please help me to spell misogynistic? A man preferably"
"My wife says that we should keep the chocolate milk in the back of the fridge so it stays colder, but personally I just think she's racist"
"Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them I'll start: What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!"