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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once."
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"What do you call it when a Jamaican kid's getting roasted Bwoi-opsy"
"Who named the Sperm Whales? Seamen."
"KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok"
"Reddit knock knock joke Knock knock..who's there...go away the punchline is private!!"
"What do woman and KFC have in common After the breast and the thigh there is nothing left but a greasy box to stick your bone in."
"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite dish? Meat stroganoff"
"So a man comes into a bar.... no wait it was a horse So a man comes into a horse"
"You're going to look great at your prom. If you're thin and spent 3 grand on a dress. Otherwise you'll look like a dumpy Russian hooker."
"My family tree is a cactus,,,,,, Yeah, we're mostly pricks."