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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a Jamaican kid's getting roasted Bwoi-opsy"
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"Boss:""I'll need those projections done Aesop!"" Me:""You mean ASAP?"" Boss:""No, I mean a parable that uses animals to convey a moral lesson."""
"Tired of hearing the same song over and over again? Try being in marching band."
"Last night, a man assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese. Not much to say really, I got whipped and he got charged with assault and buttery."
"My dad gave me $20 for lunch today I don't know why, a $5 note tastes the same."
"What did the botanist say to his assistant ""WATER THOSE!"""
"Gotta hand it to babies... ...because their short, stupid little arms can't reach anything"
"You know what they say about assumptions, right? They say that they are generally wrong."
"New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer than the men who mention it"
"*Gets pulled over by cop* ""Papers?"" ""Scissors"" *Cop removes glasses* ""Rocks?"" *Both start successful trap house*"