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Joke of the Day
"So a man comes into a bar.... no wait it was a horse So a man comes into a horse"
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"On The Topic Of Relationships Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."
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"And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.. .. but John came fifth and won a toaster"
"Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"