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Joke of the Day

"What do woman and KFC have in common After the breast and the thigh there is nothing left but a greasy box to stick your bone in."

"Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there."

"God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy."

"Q: Why do Chinese noodles make the best lovers?? A: Because they are 'Lo Mein-tenance' and they don't won a ton of attention. ...but then again, Italian noodles have great Penne-tration..."

"In Europe they are now printing their money on Greece proof paper."

"What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer."

"Who is the rudest person in my mathematical family? Aunt Sally"

"If I could pick a superpower it would be to clone myself so the other me could answer the 4,291,386 questions my 4 year old asks daily"

"I've spent the last 2 years looking for my ex girlfriends killer. But no one will do it"

"I got a fitbit to get a sense for my activity level After a few days of wearing it, it asked if I was a tree"