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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is like a trip to the museum... You have to be really quiet and you can't touch anything."
Next Joke
"My kid just asked me where Washington 3-D is, because she wants to see the presidents house...Now I can't decide if she's cute, or retarded."
"I saw a really funny joke on /r/Jokes a while back Quite a while back actually."
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."
"What do you call two midgets giving each other oral sex? 34.5ing"
"Knock Knock... Who's there? I, diddup I, diddup who? You filthy bastard"
"Where do Chinese people live? Chinatown"
"What do Donald Trump and JFK have in common? Nothing.. Yet."
"What's the difference between a painting and Jesus. You only require one nail to put up the painting."