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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock... Who's there? I, diddup I, diddup who? You filthy bastard"
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"If I had a dollar for every time an idea got shot down in the meeting because ""We don't have the budget"", I would finally have the money to execute that idea."
"What does a whore call a bus load of men? Meals on Wheels"
"The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going"
"You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment He's always right on the money."
"Trying out that new pickup line on a girl for the first time; whether it works or not, you'll wind up feeling a twat. *EYYYYYY*"
"The other day I was mocking my wife, ""Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.""...... Fucking bitch replied, ""You wear briefs, don't you?"""
"Women are like grapefruit trees. They ignore me."
"[During sex] Me: I know you want me to be ""naughty"", but I can barely breathe in this Hamburglar costume."
"Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence."