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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a painting and Jesus. You only require one nail to put up the painting."

"Why is poop tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut!"

"Someone asked me if I like fish balls. I don't know, I've never attended one."

"A Freudian slip.. is when you say one thing but you mean a mother."

"A preschooler refused to sleep during naptime... He was charged with resisting a rest"

"What do you call a male prostitute who can't stop laughing? A giggle-o"

"The wonderful world of Ironi ""Saw an asian classmate eat ramen and thought 'how typical' than looked down at my El Pollo Loco"" - Hispanic colleague"

"What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else? Their ""Senor""ity!"

"How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?"

"[having sex] Me: Oh ya you like that? Her: Deeper! Me: [baritone voice] OH YA YOU LIKE THAT?"