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Joke of the Day
"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."
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"Everyone's like ""I love Obama"" or ""I love Romney"" and I'm just over here like ""I love whiskey and beer"""
"Always look both ways before crossing a woman."
"Why'd God make women pretty but dumb? They're pretty, so men will like them. They're dumb, so they will like men. Courtesy of the great movie Ip Man 3 which I watched yesterday."
"My girlfriend and I are very different but we share the same body. *Love you Rosy P.*"
"What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming? Pork! Pork! Pork!"
"I got fired from my job as a jihadist. They told me to blow up a bus, and I burnt my lips on the exaust pipe."
"Did you ever ask your parents what went wrong, people named Lasagna?"
"Winning chess is the same as winning women. All it takes is the right amount of checks."
"When it comes to gay sex, I think the backwards views of my grandfather are disgusting So I might try missionary style with him instead"