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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two midgets giving each other oral sex? 34.5ing"
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"Knock, Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? EEEEWWWWWW."
"What is the quietest place on Earth? The complaint department at a parachute packing company."
"I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me... Every day I'm seeing less and less of her. ` ` ^^~not ^^my ^^joke"
"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out."
"What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from camp."