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Joke of the Day
"Where do Chinese people live? Chinatown"
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"All of the countries in the world run a race. Who wins? Finland. He's the first to Finnish."
"Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior? They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire - this came to me in a dream... maybe it should have stayed there? *shrugs*"
"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"
"My best friend thinks I'm a stalker ...well he's not really my friend....yet."
"I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, ""I'm going to eat that."""
"If a Danish Paraplegic ever attacks you.... Tell him to Lego"
"There is a ""lie"" in believe, ""over"" in lover, ""end"" in friend, ""us"" in trust, ""ex"" in ""next"" & ""if"" in life."
"Uncle Bill always gave 100% Son: How did he die Dad? Dad: He donated blood."
"What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? Poll dancing!"