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Joke of the Day
"I like to surprise cross-eyed people they never see it coming"
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"You aren't supposed to strip during Zumba. Apparently."
"What's green, slimy and smells like pork? Kermit's finger"
"How to take selfies: Step 1: Take 40 pictures. Step 2: Post the least bad one."
"Whats 10 inches? What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage"
"What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller."
"I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down."
"Has anybody seen my keys? theyre awesome."
"a friend told me how electricity was measured and i was like watt"
"""that's the power of German engineering"" is a great slogan for your product if you're selling fear"