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Joke of the Day

"The place I store my loud elf Shhh elf"

"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."

"I tried to give myself a sex change but I couldn't quite pull it off."

"Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Driver: Go, Pikachu! Thunderbolt! Cop: Sir, did you just throw a hamster at my head?"

"My dad was a good man, he raised five boys.... Without the rest of us knowing"

"Hey Reddit what's the most useful type of doctor? An On-call-ogist."

"What's a tree's favourite composer called? Bach"

"You've wasted your time explaining sex to me I still don't get it."

"Artistic people of Reddit, what is being artistic really like? And can I get fries with that?"

"Donald Trump is really a proved racist and sexist, because... He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house..."