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Joke of the Day

"Maintaining an erection: It's never been my strong point."

"What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume? Give him the sheet music."

"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !"

"I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat."

"""The Jetsons and Flintstones existed at the same time. One in the sky, one on the ground, and both in a post-apocal-"" ""Juror is dismissed"""

"My deodorant is called ""state's evidence""... Part of the Wetness Protection program."

"What is the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer came back"

"Jam and jelly NSFW Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick into someone's ass!"

"Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have snacks in your purse."

"If your Facebook picture is a photo of a sunset or something inanimate, I'll assume you have a dissociative identity disorder."