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Joke of the Day
"Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks... And now we wait."
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"What's blue, and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
"Bonnie Tyler is performing a concert in Greece next month. She'll be singing her classic. I need a Euro."
"First they find ice on Mars.. ..now they find water.. ..next they will find Scotch.. ..NASA hell-bent on proving Men are from Mars.."
"I just heard my friend suffocated working at a nescafe factory. I was worried he suffered but luckily, it was instant."
"3: I'm going to say hi to that boy on the bike Boy rides by & she waves shyly after he passes 3: He didn't hear me Me: Flirting's hard"
"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!"
"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."
"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""
"What do you call someone who is really good at fishing? A master-baiter"