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Joke of the Day
"what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music mount rushmore"
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"I was walking down the street When I ran into Oedipus; so I said, ""what's up motherf**ker?"
"My wife was cremated after her death. Also during."
"Francois Hollande."
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"Star Wars Joke Obi Wan Kenobi to Luke Skywalker at a brothel May the whores be with you"
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"Masturbation: It *comes in hand*y."
"I walked in on my girlfriend cheating. I don't know what I ever saw in her... ..well, except for another dude's penis."
"I was banging my neighbors wife, doggy style, when her husband came home... She said, ""OH MY GOD, use the BACKDOOR!!"" I should've left at that point, but you don't get an offer like that every day..."