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Joke of the Day

"Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra? For his reptile dysfunction."

"If any of my jokes or status have offended you, I am truly sorry......... that you're such a pu$$y......."

"I have 10 guns. Obama wants 8 of them. How many guns do I have left? That's right. 10."

"Can somebody help me debug Malaysian Flight Simulator? It keeps crashing unexpectedly :/"

"God bless USA And Science. And Muhammad And The Buddhist Gods. everyone is offended these days."

"Toast I'd like to propose a toast, but I'm all out of bread."

"Mrs. A was my favorite teacher in grade school. She was by far the nicest of all of the staph at school."

"Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn? The kernel was looking for him."

"What did the Mod say to OP? [deleted]"

"A man died in a grain silo... He ran himself to death, trying to find a corner to pee in."