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Joke of the Day

"I walked in on my girlfriend cheating. I don't know what I ever saw in her... ..well, except for another dude's penis."

"What is green and glides down a mountain? A skiwi"

"What did the Mexican family get for Christmas? Deported"

"You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits."

"Thanks for putting out Mom! ~ everyone. Happy Mother's Day!"

"A Doe walks into a bar and keeps falling over because does can't walk for shit."

"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""

"Every time I think I've parallel parked in a space the size of a shoebox, I get out and find it's the length of two football fields"

"Just found out my best friend is on Match.com... but I can't make fun of him about it because then he'll wanna know why I was browsing single men on Match.com."

"The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man's ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob."