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Joke of the Day

"Genie: ""You have 3 wishes."" Ian: ""I wish for everyone to be equal."" Genie: ""Okay. You have no wishes."""

"Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold outtide"

"What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out? BEST MIME EVER!"

"I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me... Every day I'm seeing less and less of her. ` ` ^^~not ^^my ^^joke"

"Men You know how they say ""why buy the cow if you get the milk for free?"" Well I say, ""why buy the whole pig for a little sausage..."""

"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."

"So, I came up with this on my own... ""You can say Whitney got on... The SOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Cold and bitter."

"Lebron James is going to be in Space Jam 2 It's going to be really weird when Lebron quits the Tune Squad and joins up with the Monstars midway through the movie"

"What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe"