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Joke of the Day
"What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word? A canine with two X chromosomes."
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"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job."
"What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits."
"Nobody is as conflicted as a Jewish zombie about to eat Kevin Bacon."
"I would make a sarcastic comment about North Korea... ... but it's been banned."
"Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Trump wears more makeup."
"What do you call someone without any shins? Toeknee."
"The Constitution says nothing about it being illegal for cats to carry firearms and this worries me immensely."
"""So what kind of cancer can you tolerate the most?"" -Me on which President Candidate you're going to vote"