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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 'a woman's understanding'? Misunderstanding"
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"What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park? Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense. Didn't you watch the movie?"
"When a woman asks for some time, and some space... ... she's trying to calculate speed"
"I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly"
"3 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Franks, 1 Arab, 6 Brits, 4 Aussies and 2 Chinese are in line to board a plane from Texas to New York. Who gets randomly searched?"
"How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!"
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"I told my paralyzed girlfriend I was leaving her... She couldn't stand to see me go..."
"Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey? Because he'd always get nailed into the boards"
"PSYCHATRIST: wat do u see ME: a rorschach test PSYCHATRIST: and this one? ME: a inkblot used to test my psyche PSYCHATRIST: (starts sweatig)"