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Joke of the Day
"My grandfather died in the holocaust... He fell of a guard tower."
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"Wife opening mail to spouse: ""The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'"
"How Long is a Chinaman"
"How do cows communicate? Moorse code."
"Me: Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please Waitress [slaps my face]: The men I please, that's none of your business"
"Did you hear about that AMA that guy with two dicks did? Yeah, I already . . . . . Reddit"
"I ran over someone and now there's a bunch of flowers where it happened. It's like, I came back to apologize, not be lavished with gifts"
"I gave up my seat for a blind man on the bus today That's how I lost my job as a bus driver"
"Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"I like my women how I like my bread Extra Yeasty"