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Joke of the Day
"Clean - What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car man :) - Classic!"
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"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
"What is the friend zone? It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend."
"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive"
"Shopping with friend ""Look, triangle-shaped tupperware for your leftover pizza!"" Me: ""What's leftover pizza?"
"DUCT TAPE. Turning ""No! no! no!"" into ""Mmm, mmm, mmm."""
"The Device Too Big To Fail I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, ""The Titanic is syncing."""
"I only wanted one Duran."
"What do you give the guy who has everything? Penicillin"
"What's the difference between strange jizz and you? Your mother doesn't love you."