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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once"

"when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right."

"A preachers son told him he was an atheist the preacher accepted it and was very supportive."

"3-year-old: There's a spider on the carpet! Me: Haha, that's just a piece of fuzz. *fuzz moves* Me: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE HOUSE!"

"I just ran into a doorknob and swore at it but in all honesty, like 99.9% of my doorknob interactions all-time have been positive & helpful"

"You can lead a horse to waterbed, but you can't make it snuggle."

"Shut up laundry.Nobody wants to do you."

"I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!"

"What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag? One was posted yesterday and the other's already been posted."