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Joke of the Day

"I think the professor wants us to skip most of this essay Or maybe I'm just jumping to a conclusion."

"Tell me somethig dirty... VW Jetta 2.0 TDI"

"Why is sex like Tetris? It's all about fitting the long piece in just right..."

"What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!"

"For this year's vacation, my wife wanted to go to a place that she has never been to I told her to try the kitchen. -Henny Youngman"

"I sent in a list of my top ten puns to the newspaper hoping at least one would be selected for the joke of the day. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile"

"What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:"

"What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body? Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)"

"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"