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Joke of the Day

"I think the professor wants us to skip most of this essay Or maybe I'm just jumping to a conclusion."

"So this blonde walks in to a computer store... ... and says to the employee; have you got any curtains? Employee says; um no sorry this is a computer store Blonde; duhh, I have windows."

"I saw 2 blind men fighting Today I saw two blind men fighting, so I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away"

"What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them? Races 'em."

"When is a door not a door When it's ajar"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They are very efficient, and have no sense of humor."

"What did earth say to the other planets? Wow, you guys have no life."

"A student brought me 20 huge homemade chocolate chip cookies today. Good thing I have self-control--I saved one for my kids. To split."

"Who's the idiot that made it Killer whale and not Panda shark"

"Have you ever heard a Carthaginian ambulance? Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido!"