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Joke of the Day

"*Involved in high speed chase* *Uses turn signals*"

"My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive"

"What do you call a deaf gynaecologist? A lip reader"

"Two antennas met on a roof and got married. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great."

"Where do Bees use the bathroom? At the BP station. (thanks grandma)"

"Mob Boss: I need you to smoke this guy. Me: Ok, that takes 8-12 hours for a turkey though. Mb: I don't care just get it done."

"I'm not a Reddit admin... But 20 McNuggets is 20 McNuggets"

"The last thing my wife gave me before she died... ... was her epi pen. I don't know why, but it seemed like she thought it was very important that I have it."

"I'm far less concerned with who let it out, and more curious as to why the cat was in the bag in the first place?"

"What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'"