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Joke of the Day
"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"
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"What did the existential pig say? What ham I?"
"What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720"
"Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird."
"So my brother tried the old saw about calculus and alcohol not mixing... i.e., don't drink and derive. I said, ""It's true. I tried it and destroyed a bridge."""
"I used to have a bird called ""Stockholm syndrome"" who lived on my shoulder. I used to hate the bastard, but in the end, he grew on me."
"The more ""normal"" you try to be, the less interesting people like myself will find you."
"Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S"
"Dyslexia A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ??"
"I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white."