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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France? If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture."

"Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail? Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!"

"Caller: I'm your worst nightmare. Me: Whaaat?? You're a sugar free cookie??"

"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!"

"Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know but your meal tastes worse."

"What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon? - What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon? - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!"

"Why does Manny Pacquiao hate Spring so much? Because of May weather."

"What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch? Oof, weinerpain!"

"Although not as effective as finger quotes, finger commas and finger periods are way fun."

"A drunk sits down in the taxi... Taxi driver: ""Where to?"" ""Home"" ""Ehh... could you be more specific?"" ""The living room"""