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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France? If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture."

"An elderly man was quite unhappy"

"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"

"I was telling a joke to my friend with dwarfism I became pretty awkward because it went right over his head."

"You know you've got a real fatty in bed when her boobs taste like deodorant"

"Some racists say black people are just white people that were left in the oven too long... If that's true, then all black people would be jewish."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None!"

"I saw my friend's kids at Walmart and they told me they were lost and I was like ""good luck guys"" and walked away. I'd be a great mother."

"An often unfunny joke where the punchline comes first. What is a Jeopardy joke?"

"My dog lost his tail So I took him to the retail store to get another one."