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Joke of the Day

"I forgot I had an ambien in my back pocket Now my ass is asleep"

"What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !"

"What do you call having anal sex with a dick piercing? NSFW Prince Albert in a can"

"My friend started making bird puns towards me. Toucan play at that game!"

"If Russia invaded Turkey from behind, will Greece help?"

"Petition to get Bruno Mars to change his middle name to ""there's water on"""

"Why was the paralysed man uncool? Because he was lame."

"What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring Nickleback."

"Blonde's Appendicitis A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, ""You have acute appendicitis."" The blonde says, ""That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."""

"I never go camping, but I sometimes go to bed without the TV on so I get it."